Horoscopes By Holiday

WEDNESDAY MARCH 29, 2023

Lunar Awkwardness

We’d like to be dancers in a studio, figuring out our steps in a mirror so when we get to the stage the routine can flow naturally and artfully. Unfortunately, most of life isn’t like that at all. The performance is ongoing. We mess up in full view during the multiple squared aspects of today’s lunar awkwardness. That’s OK. We learn the most from mistakes that involve others.

ARIES (March 21-April 19). People expect you to anticipate their needs, and amazingly, you do. Your deep knowledge of your role, an understanding of your competition, and an idea about people’s standards and experiences allows you to be nearly psychic in your ability to serve.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20). What’s important about detailed work is knowing how granular to get. Knowing too many specifics wastes your time and taxes the attention of others, especially in teaching or storytelling. A sprinkle goes a long way.

GEMINI (May 21-June 21). When you compare yourself to others, it will seem like you got in on the game too late, but that’s a social illusion similar to walking into a room full of people mingling and thinking they all know one another, which is usually not the case.

CANCER (June 22-July 22). There are those who come off as cool because they’re very comfortable in a situation, and then there are those who seem cool but are actually just self-centered, oblivious and incurious. Warmth is better. Go for warmth.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You’ll lead with your lion heart. You can feel tremendous empathy for those who are nothing like you. Furthermore, you’ll celebrate the successes of others with sheer joy and appreciate efforts and talents you don’t fully understand.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). If you don’t know what to say, don’t worry because you don’t need to. You’re better off leaving a silence and letting the other person, or life itself, lead the way. Be ready to pivot. The best relationships are constantly changing.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). Regret is a rejection of the person you were and the choices you made -- a rather unkind way to treat your former self. You have always done your best with the circumstances and knowledge you had at the time.

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). There’s nothing more tedious than arguing with someone who needs to be right. Don’t stick around to be drained. Let them be right and move on to work and play with people of flexible mind and far less ego.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22Dec. 21). Maturity has brought you to the realization that while you may admire a person, your strong feelings stem from not only what you know of the person but also what they represent to you. Reflection on it leads to selfdiscovery.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). Invite a person into your world one experience at a time. Too much too soon would ruin the journey, which is varied, nuanced and takes time to enjoy. Getting to know you is more like fine dining than fast food.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). The group needs a sense of certainty and will stay on purpose when the leader provides this. Even if you don’t know what you’re doing, execute tasks as though you do. You’ll figure it out en route.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Celebrate your success. Skipping this part of the cycle would be a mistake. Even the smallest win should be acknowledged because doing so creates hope, momentum and an attitude of optimistic confidence and competence.

TODAY’S BIRTHDAY

(March 29). Welcome to your year of auspicious advantages, which you’ll play to either eliminate, minimize or flip your disadvantages. Because you make the most of things, life gives you the premium version to see what heights you can soar to. More highlights: a thrilling win and the conquering of a fear. You’ll become brave and very attractive, too. You’ll gain fans for this. Scorpio and Aquarius adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 14, 30, 1, 28 and 17.

CELEBRITY PROFILES: Happy solar return to comedy genius Amy Sedaris, the Mandalorian’s scrappy spaceport proprietor and the creator of dadaist masterpiece “At Home with Amy Sedaris.” This searing Aries talent has an unusually diverse astrological chart, which may explain her ability and desire to play a wide range of characters. Sedaris has many astrological energies to draw from including Mercury in artistically and emotionally flexible Pisces.

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